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VelvetCrush Cocoa Almond Bites
VelvetCrush Cocoa Almond Bites
VelvetCrush Cocoa Almond Bites
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$6.99$9.25
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VelvetCrush Cocoa Almond Bites

4.3· 200 reviews· 1K+ sold

Sold by Pantry Parade · Grocery

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Sink into rich cocoa crunch with every bite — VelvetCrush Cocoa Almond Bites deliver a velvety sweet-meets-toasty chew that feels indulgent but stays snackable. These little treats blend smooth cocoa flavor with satisfying almond goodness for a dessert vibe you can grab on the go. You'll love them for movie nights, desk snacking, or packing in your bag when cravings hit. Choose 6 oz or 12 oz — if you're after a bite that tastes like a treat but stays easy to snack, they're right up your alley.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • Does it come assembled?

    Asked by June B.

    No, and the diagram is a work of fiction, but it's not hard.

    Imani O.· shopper·
  • Does it need batteries?

    Asked by coupon_hawk

    Not included if it does, which is its own kind of answer.

    Pantry Parade· seller·
  • Is the portion size realistic?

    Asked by hoodiegoblin

    The listed serving is for a very small person.

    SGT_Bagel· shopper·

Reviews

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  • Top review

    jejenny_ate_them_all Verified
    Who needs three meals when you have these?

    May 1, 2026

    Have you ever eaten something and realized it's not just a snack, it's a lifestyle? I bought my first bag two months ago. Then another. Then a third. I've tried the cocoa almond, the dark chocolate coconut, and the peanut butter. The cocoa almond is the best—the crunch is just right and the dust doesn't get everywhere. I keep one in my car, one in my desk, and one in my bag. My only complaint is that they're gone too fast. I gave one to a friend and she said they taste like a healthier version of a truffle. I don't know about healthier, but I'm addicted. Don't start if you can't stop

  • nunurse_noelle Verified
    Good for a sugar rush after a long shift

    June 28, 2026

    After a twelve-hour shift, these hit the spot. The cocoa flavor is deep and not too sweet. But I have to dock one star because the bag says 'share size' but it's really single-serving if you're hungry. I ate half the bag before I realized. Otherwise, solid snack. Wish they sold them in bulk.

  • pipixelpusher Verified

    June 27, 2026

    these bites are so delicious i ate the whole bag in one sitting now i have a massive headache and my stomach hurts but i can't stop thinking about buying more

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