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How long does it keep once opened?
Asked by Wes
Says a month. Mine lasted four days for unrelated reasons.
Imani O.· shopper·Does it come with instructions?
Asked by Wes
Yes but they're mostly diagrams of a hand pointing at things.
Mei L.· shopper·Is the portion size realistic?
Asked by Dana W.
Generous, actually.
Reggie D.· shopper·
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vavan_life_karen VerifiedWARNING from my vanMay 16, 2026
these are DANGEROUSLY good. i live in a 2006 transit. no fridge. bought the 4oz bag. bad mistake. ate the whole thing in 20 min parked at a rest stop in nevada. the foil bag crinkles so loud in the dark. my dog woke up. now i have to hide them in my dirty sock bag. dark chocolate melts in the heat so hold them in your hand too long you get messy. but amazing. just order the 8oz bag if you have self control. i do not.
- rereviewer_404_not_found VerifiedSniff test analysis report
June 18, 2026
: Observation 1 - Upon opening the foil bag, a distinct sharp cocoa aroma emanated. Not fake. Like real dark chocolate. Observation 2 - The almonds had a faint toasted scent. Slight nuttiness. Observation 3 - Left the bag open for 10 minutes. Smell dissipated quickly. No chemical notes. Final verdict: The initial olfactory experience is satisfying. Almonds are crisp. Chocolate has a deep, almost bitter scent that promises richness. Recommend for people who sniff their food before eating.
- HaHannah P. VerifiedThe AC is working overtime
May 31, 2026
I live in Houston. 95% humidity and climbing. I bought these as a 'cool dark pantry' kind of snack. The dark chocolate is so rich and dense it literally pulls the moisture out of the air. I opened the bag and thirty seconds later the almonds were soft and the chocolate had a weird cloudy film. It's like the snack is too powerful for my climate. Like a sponge. Now I have to keep them in the fridge or they become a science experiment. I wanted a treat not a chore.









