SnackSmith Cocoa Crunch Clusters

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July 30, 2024

I bought a Value Bag in 2021 for a lockdown treat. The bag has a zipper seal that actually holds, so I didn't have to transfer it to a jar. It fits perfectly in my desk drawer between the Dewey decimal guide and my spare glasses case. After three years of opening and closing maybe twice a week, the zipper still clicks shut. The clusters have gotten a little softer, but they're not stale. I just give the bag a gentle shake before opening. For a snack that lives in a drawer and only comes out during evening cataloguing, it's held up remarkably well. No crumbling, no grease stains. Perfect for quiet storage.

June 22, 2026

yo clusters, you got me through a 14-hour drive to the venue last night. no joke. you ride shotgun better than my old amp. your crunch is LOUD but not too loud, ya know? like i can munch during sound check and no one throws a shoe. the bag fits in my guitar case pocket, which is tight. only beef is the zipper is a lil sticky when my hands are sweaty after a set. but whatevs. you're my new tour snack. stay crunchy, bro. peace.

June 15, 2026

...and I'm like, no, hear me out. I modified the bag. I cut a slit in the bottom and glued a little hinge so I can refill it from a bigger bin. She says I'm ruining a perfectly good snack. But the clusters stay fresher because the top zipper never gets touched. She says they taste the same. She's wrong. They're crunchier. Anyway, we argue about it every time I buy a new bag. She still eats them. So take that, honey. 4 stars because the bag glue didn't hold on the first try. Used epoxy. Fixed.