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Velvet Meridian - Slow Parade 7-Inch Single
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Velvet Meridian - Slow Parade 7-Inch Single

4.6· 2.1K reviews· 6.3K+ sold

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A two-track seven-inch from Velvet Meridian, pressed on translucent amber vinyl with a picture sleeve. The artwork sets the title in a smoky midnight ballroom lit by a single spotlight. • Two tracks on a translucent amber seven-inch disc • Picture sleeve with period-style artwork • A-side vocal and a B-side instrumental Some decks need a 45 adapter, so keep one handy. Store it upright and sleeve it after playing. A warm little seven-inch from the fictional Goldline Records catalogue.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • What is on side B?

    Asked by Colleen M.

    An instrumental version of the A-side. The bassline really opens up.

    Simone K.· shopper·
  • What colour is the vinyl?

    Asked by Marnie R.

    Translucent amber. It looks great held to the light.

    Imani O.· shopper·
  • What is the sleeve artwork?

    Asked by Kev

    A smoky midnight ballroom with velvet curtains and one warm spotlight.

    Lucia F.· shopper·

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  • Top review

    vivinyl_obsessive Verified
    Amber vinyl, gorgeous sleeve

    January 9, 2026

    The amber vinyl catches the light beautifully and the picture sleeve, the smoky ballroom and spotlight, is gorgeous. The A-side is a slow, brass-kissed gem.

  • ququietkettle Verified

    June 23, 2026

    A proper little seven-inch. It sounds warm and the sleeve looks great on a shelf. A nice fictional-label find for soul fans.

  • ImImani O. Verified

    June 6, 2026

    The amber disc is a lovely touch and the artwork is period-perfect. The brass arrangement is tasteful and never overwhelms the vocal.

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