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The Paper Lanterns - Static Bloom Cassette
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The Paper Lanterns - Static Bloom Cassette

4.5· 2.4K reviews· 7.1K+ sold

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Static Bloom arrives as a single cassette with a printed j-card and a clear shell that shows the reels. The Paper Lanterns trade in lo-fi dream pop: soft synths, tape hiss and half-whispered vocals. • Full album plus home-recorded B-sides across two sides • Printed j-card and a clear cassette shell • Warm, lo-fi production that suits the tape format Play it on a deck or a portable player, and keep it out of direct sun. A nostalgic, tactile release from the fictional Lantern Room label.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • Does side B have different songs?

    Asked by Tessa L.

    Yes, home-recorded B-sides. Some of the best material, honestly.

    Lucia F.· shopper·
  • What does the j-card look like?

    Asked by Kev

    Glowing paper lanterns drifting over a muted indigo field.

    Blanca M.· shopper·
  • Is the shell clear or coloured?

    Asked by Cliff

    Clear, so you can see the tape reels. The label is printed and legible.

    Gus· shopper·

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  • Top review

    tatapehead_sam Verified
    Dreamy and tactile

    January 23, 2026

    The clear shell looks great and the j-card art, glowing lanterns over indigo, is properly dreamy. Side B's home-recorded B-sides are the highlight.

  • auaunt_deb Verified

    June 23, 2026

    This is my favourite thing to play while working. The tape has a lovely soft quality and the artwork suits it. A charming release from a fictional label.

  • ReReggie D. Verified

    June 5, 2026

    A really tactile release. The j-card is well printed and the shell shows the reels. The music is gentle and nostalgic without being saccharine.

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