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The Glass Satellites - Low Orbit Cassette
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The Glass Satellites - Low Orbit Cassette

4.5· 2.3K reviews· 6.9K+ sold

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Low Orbit is a retro-synth cassette from The Glass Satellites, with a printed j-card and a translucent shell that shows the reels turning. The cover drifts above a glowing planet, its glass orbs catching soft cyan light against a deep indigo field. • Full album plus a B-side across the two sides of tape • Printed j-card and a translucent cassette shell • Warm analogue synth textures with pulsing bass and airy pads Play it on a deck, keep it clear of magnets and direct sun, and rewind it before storing. A fictional release on the fictional Orbital Tapes label for fans of celestial synth music.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • Does it play on a normal cassette deck?

    Asked by Simone K.

    Yes, it played fine on my old deck after one rewind.

    Wes· shopper·
  • Is the shell clear or smoked?

    Asked by plantmom_44

    It is translucent, so you can see the reels turning inside.

    Colleen M.· shopper·
  • Is the B-side actual music or just filler?

    Asked by Gus

    It is a real track, slower and more ambient than side one.

    Yusuf A.· shopper·

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  • Top review

    KeKev Verified
    Looks and sounds the part

    May 31, 2026

    The translucent shell looks great and the tape sounds warm without being muddy. The j-card art, the little glass orbs over the planet, is genuinely lovely. It rewinds cleanly too.

  • BeBex Verified

    April 16, 2026

    A really fun synth tape. The bass pulses and the pads float exactly as I hoped. My deck needed the tape wound once, but after that it played fine.

  • auaunt_deb Verified

    March 2, 2026

    This has barely left my Walkman. The analogue warmth suits the format and the B-side is a proper track rather than filler.

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