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Starloom Maxi Dress
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$49.99$74.00

Starloom Maxi Dress

4.3· 200 reviews· 1K+ sold

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Product details

You put it on and the weight of the fabric settles around you, a dense but fluid drape. The Starloom Maxi Dress moves with you, not against you, in colors that include black, navy, charcoal, olive, eggplant, and a muted wine. It is not a dress for making sudden gestures, but for slow evenings and the kind of confidence that does not hurry. A small caveat: the side slit is more generous than you might expect from a photograph. But that openness is exactly what keeps the dress from feeling like a costume, and why you will wear it again even after the occasion has passed.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • Is this the newest version?

    Asked by Blanca M.

    I believe so, but I'd not stake anything on it.

    SGT_Bagel· shopper·
  • Is it easy to clean?

    Asked by Dana W.

    Easier than the last one I owned, which is all I ask.

    The Linen Press· seller·
  • Is it noisy?

    Asked by coupon_hawk

    There's a faint sound. You stop noticing it by day two.

    Dermot· shopper·

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    BrBrenda H. Verified
    I think it might be okay? But I measured everything

    February 16, 2026

    So I'm not really one for fancy dresses, but my daughter told me I needed something for the school's end-of-year do. I got the Starloom in the navy sort of colour. I measured it myself when it arrived because I don't trust online sizing. The shoulders are exactly 15 inches across, I think, maybe 15 and a quarter if I pulled the tape a bit. The waist is 28 inches, but it's stretchy so maybe that doesn't matter. The length from collar to hem is 53 inches, but I'm only 5'2 so it drags a bit on me. The fabric feels… nice? Not too thin, not too thick. I've washed it twice and it hasn't shrunk much, maybe half an inch. So overall I suppose it's fine? I'm keeping it anyway.

  • nunurse_jess

    June 27, 2026

    Better than my Armani one honestly… for a tenth of the price… same drape same weight just no label… my feet hurt so bad…

  • ararthur_m Verified
    Why do they make boxes so hard to open?

    May 16, 2026

    What is it with packaging these days? I got the Starloom dress and I like it, it's a nice deep green and the fabric is soft. But the box was sealed with that impossible plastic tape that you need a knife for. I have arthritis in my hands, took me twenty minutes to get into it. Then the dress was wrapped in a million pins and tags. Just put it in a bag. The product is good, but the experience was a pain.

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