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BloomNexa MicroShine Body Lotion
-34%
$11.29$16.99

BloomNexa MicroShine Body Lotion

4.2· 389 reviews· 1K+ sold

Sold by Lumière Beauty Lab · Beauty

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Body lotion should sink in and get out of the way — not leave a sticky film you wait around to dry. The BloomNexa MicroShine Body Lotion delivers lightweight moisture with a soft, radiant finish, so skin looks refreshed rather than dull and you can get dressed without the wait. • A micro-emulsion texture that spreads evenly for consistent hydration • A fast-absorbing, non-greasy feel with a luminous, never-shiny glow • Moisture-locking emollients that support comfort when skin feels dry or tight Skin-conditioning agents soften rough patches for a smoother, touchable finish, and an antioxidant blend helps defend against the everyday environmental stress that leaves skin looking flat. The signature scent settles into a light, comfortable trail. Gentle enough for daily use on normal to dry skin — smooth it on after a shower and let it disappear into a soft, radiant finish.

Questions & answers

3 answered

  • Does it come assembled?

    Asked by Ravi S.

    Mostly. There was one bit and it took a minute.

    Dermot· shopper·
  • Would this make a good gift?

    Asked by Dana W.

    I gave one to my brother-in-law and he said thank you, so, yes?

    Nadia P.· shopper·
  • Is it noisy?

    Asked by thirdshiftmike

    No noisier than anything else in the house.

    Lumière Beauty Lab· seller·

Reviews

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    sesensitive_sue Verified
    A keeper for sensitive skin

    June 30, 2025

    I've owned three bottles of this over the past year... my skin reacts to everything, but this one doesn't make me itch... the scent is subtle, not overpowering like some... my only concern is the pump mechanism... I wonder if it's replaceable if it breaks... I've had one pump fail after a few months, but the bottle was salvageable with a different cap... overall, worth it for the comfort...

  • ararthur_m_smith Verified
    Updating my review after 6 months!

    June 22, 2026

    I originally gave this a 3 because it seemed too watery, but now I love it! My arthritis makes my hands crack, and this soaks in without pain. The lavender is very gentle, no stinging! Stick with it, folks! Plus, the pump works better than I thought. I'm a convert!

  • ririver_rat_mike Verified
    Buyer beware (good things)!

    June 15, 2026

    Future buyers! This stuff is amazing but a few warnings! First, the bottle is small, don't expect a gallon! Second, the scent lingers on your hands for hours! Perfect for after a long day on the boat, masks the fish smell! Third, use it sparingly, or you'll run out too fast! I'm on my second bottle!

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