Asterwyn Radiant Lip Balm Jar

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May 1, 2026

I have purchased four of these jars now, though I confess I lost one under the streaming desk and found it three weeks later still smelling of honeyed vanilla. The balm is a curious thing—it doth not slide about like some modern potions, but sits firm upon the lip, a loyal guard against the elements. I apply it betwixt matches of a certain first-person shooter, and it holds through my shouts of triumph and despair alike. Truly, it hath the heat of a hearth in winter and the comfort of a well-worn chair. My chat teases me for my antiquated praise, but they too have taken to buying it after I linked it on stream. It shall not betray you, though it may cause a spot of grease upon the mic boom if you are not careful. I rest my case.

June 27, 2026

Okay so I dropped this from like waist height onto my carpet and I got mad because I thought it cracked but actually it was fine, the jar is thick glass or something. I was in a mood because my recording session was awful and my voice sounded like gravel. The balm isn't bad actually, I'm just irritated at everything. Sorry product. Still one star because I'm not changing it now.

June 21, 2026

I bought the mint cloud because I like mint as a companion plant for roses but uh this feels really cold on the lips at 6am when I'm out deadheading. Is that the menthol or something else? Also the jar lid is a bit stiff to open with muddy hands. Would love feedback from other gardeners who use this before morning coffee. Leaving three stars until I know.